Survival Tips from the Prophets of the Apocalypse

Dear survivors, we're glad you're still here. Here are some tips to increase your chances of making it through the impending doom:

Tip 1: Find a Safe Place to Hide

Look for a bunker or a heavily fortified location. If you can't find one, a well-ventilated, underground parking garage will do in a pinch.

Don't be a hoarder. Share what you have, and make friends with the other survivors. If you're not sharing, you'll be the first one to get eaten.

Stay glued to your radio, and listen for any updates on the apocalypse. If you're not sure what's going on, just assume it's worse than you thought.

Remember, the apocalypse is a team effort. Stay together, and you might just make it out alive!

Stay safe, friends!